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Topic. Given how differently humans behave compared to other animals, they must have been spermpanned here from somewhere else. And if you look closely, they appear to descend from enemadrinkers, a branch of civilizations built on the principle of doing everything the wrong way. For example, their mating behavior involves fapping into the sky in the hope that it lands somewhere fertile.
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I'll have what he's having, please.
You sound high as fuck. I sure could use some of that!
If English is not your first language, please don't auto-translate niche terms for the sake of our own sanity.
OP is probably taking about ritualistic alcohol enemas, but they could also be shitposting as well.
thegreatwolfgang said:
If English is not your first language, please don't auto-translate niche terms for the sake of our own sanity.
OP is probably taking about ritualistic alcohol enemas, but they could also be shitposting as well.
Man, do you just hate anything fun?
strahaspilot said:
Man, do you just hate anything fun?
Yes. I would have used post #5475056 but it does not say "no fun allowed".
thegreatwolfgang said:
If English is not your first language, please don't auto-translate niche terms for the sake of our own sanity.
OP is probably taking about ritualistic alcohol enemas, but they could also be shitposting as well.
Ritualistic alcohol enemas were the last thing I was expecting to read today. I am semi curious to look deeper into the topic but at the same time I know I'm better off not opening the link.
If he's using a machine translator and the result looks messy like this, then I'm surprised 3 of his forum posts didn't have any problems.
Fun is allowed occasionally, but there's difference between trolling and a fun game thread like this. Making confusing threads is closer to trolling if done intentionally.
Uh...
These deep philosophical questions go way beyond my understanding.
I think I know what is meant by 'spermpanned' but I can't remember the word rn. panspermia! Specifically lithopanspermia.
I learned it from The Stephen Baxter and Terry Pratchett novel, The Long Earth. Or possibly the 3rd book in that series, The Long Mars.
Basically, the idea is, meteors hit a planet with life, and throw up rocks into space. Most of that life, dies, but some of it, survives on those rocks and whatnot. Those rocks find their way to other planets, and then that life revives on said planets.
In-story, there is a world of the Earth that was destroyed entirely by some collision, no Earth where Earth should be. So people started camping on the worlds stepwise of "The Gap" to be able to step spaceships into space without the complexities of rocket science needed to even get a human out of the gravity of Earth.
They go to Mars, because the camp in question is populated by Sci-Fi nerds. And they find, life, spikeless cacti-like plantoids suited for the Martian surface, probably from bits of the destroyed Gap Earth that made it to Mars.
I'll also mention that the Earth in that Gap Earth universe is an extra astroid belt in the solar system. Feels relevant. Also that particular Mars, unlike the Mars of our universe, has a human-breathable atmosphere, so make of that what you will.
Otherwise I'll have to agree with the hypothisis that this person is high. Panspermia only really works for multiple creatures contained in nigh-invincible cold-sleep pods, and extremophiles such as the waterbear tardigrade, and some species of single-cell life, as far as I think I know.
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@TheGreatWolfgang
Considering the number of unpunished "forum games" I've seen recently:
post #1840527
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peskeon said:
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@TheGreatWolfgang
Considering the number of unpunished "forum games" I've seen recently:
post #1840527
I wouldn't say this is as a "forum game", but more of a "pointless thread".
I don't know how asking whether "humans are actually enemadrinkers" would ever be considered a forum game or lead to any serious discussion.
If someone wants to shitpost, then blips is the only appropriate place to do it.
thegreatwolfgang said:
If someone wants to shitpost, then blips is the only appropriate place to do it.
I saw 2 people joined after this post.
quenir said:
I'll have what he's having, please.
"Youre gonna need a lot more than a lobotomy to have what hes having." -Goobsmoch, "Lobotomy van."
Meth: Not even once.
enema drinkers? uhh... ngl before this was explained, I thought it was where one person gets water pumped up their butt and then someone else drinks it when it comes out.
