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This was the image I used to go with my writing schedule for January 2026! Here's what happened over on my Patreon and SubscribeStar that month!

Week 1:
Ask me Anything!
It's time for another AMA where y'all can ask any questions that are on your mind or that you would like to know! These can be questions for me, or my OCs! Anything!!!

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Week 2:
Gouda Boy
“Gouda Boy” starts with crumbs on the counter, a block of cheese that didn’t stand a chance, and a mouse who is far too pleased with himself. What should’ve been a quiet moment turns into teasing looks, shared bites, and the kind of intimacy that sneaks up on you when your guard is down and your mouth is full.

A story about comfort food, soft laughter, and the dangerous realization that some cravings aren’t about hunger at all.

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Week 3:
Vote for the Next Standard Story
It's that time again! Time for you to vote for the next Standard Story for next month!!!!

Vote on which one you want to be included as next month's Standard Story!!

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Week 4:
Sharp Wit and a Sharpie
“Sharp Wit and a Sharpie” starts with inside jokes, uncapped markers, and two people who absolutely should not be drawing on each other’s bodies. But one dare turns into lingering touches, smug smiles, and the kind of creative collaboration that gets way too personal way too fast.

A story about chemistry, bad ideas, and discovering that some lines—once crossed—are impossible to erase.

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