Oh god that made me laugh

You know penis has it own brain too.

CreamyChan said:
You know penis has it own brain too.

oh so that's why the tip is called the Head.

Gallade best pokemon 2017

I love the Randowis feel of this comic especially because of the expressions.

It's also helped by the fact that it's ultra realistic which makes the randowis esque expressions a shit ton funnier.

Uuhh, Sauce, this is who Randowis is.

HelloYesThisIsDog said:
oh so that's why the tip is called the Head.

CreamyChan said:
You know penis has it own brain too.

You know how that old saying goes.

"God gave you a penis, a brain, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

This is the story where a man shouts at his own penis.

Wrap your head around that one.

Penis, what are you doing? Penis, stahp.

Penis:"You're not the boss of me"

YEAH, PENIS! (I had to, sry...)

BSting said:
You know how that old saying goes.

"God gave you a penis, a brain, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

that made me laugh WAY too hard xD

Gallade: Traitor!

Next time on Deception: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GjUtjjMOGs&t=0m5s

Almost every face can be a meme.

TR8TOR

fours said:
This is the story where a man shouts at his own penis.

Wrap your head around that one.

which one?

Can someone post just the picture of him screaming traitor, it would be a useful reaction pic

We just need all of Gallade as reaction images. Plz. Someone make his traitor face a react image.

Masterploxy had some fun with the last picture...

Gallade: Penis https://youtu.be/huHY5ViHRYw !!!

needs a "yelling at penis" tag

this gallade....is so...amusing...as....hell...he's trying way too hard XD

PrincessLunaSparkle said:
this gallade....is so...amusing...as....hell...he's trying way too hard XD

Damn u beat me to it

Morals are strong but basic biology is a bitch.

A real sobering fact is what goes down AFTER the romp goes on that will make your soldier back off REAL quick.

Gallade, I strongly suggest you do this.

The "Traitor" part should have a Kylo Ren voice over. lol

The penis don't listen to nobody.

T R A I T O R

Finally the penis pops

HAHAHAHA! Hilarious, Gallade's penis has betrayed him XD

"POKEMON"LOVER"said:
Damn u beat me to it

<3 hehe lol

Man, this comic is breaking the speed of comedy right now XD

BSting said:
You know how that old saying goes.

"God gave you a penis, a brain, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

until you take drugs that increase how much blood your bones produce. then you get the best of both worlds! well at least in furry logic. but other wise you'd better hope that erection is permanent.

LMFAO!!!!

i have an insatiable urge to sketch draw that "traitor" part in a clearer, non-text bubbled version xD its really funny.

Someone needs to tell gallade that it's been 5 years.... his gardevoir probably has a new family sad...

TRAITOR!

lol I don't care that the story is crazy as fuck XD the dumb drama and sex make this comic GOLD!!

You know what would've made this even funnier?
if the next page it would be this:
https://funnypictures3.fjcdn.com/funny_gifs/Bunch_37a4f5_5852274.gif

HelloYesThisIsDog said:
It's also helped by the fact that it's ultra realistic

Nothing in this comic is realistic. This has been from the very beginning a randumb comedy and that's what it excels in.

Jalopeura said:
Nothing in this comic is realistic. This has been from the very beginning a randumb comedy and that's what it excels in.

*cough* Im sure they meant the amazing shading/colors. Its cartoonish but has a way more "realistic" feel than, say, cell shading.

This comic makes me laugh so goddamn hard in the middle of the night.

NEVER DRINK ANYTHING WHILST READING THIS COMIC.

The are gourmet faces.

Boner why has thou betrayed me?

Jalopeura said:
Nothing in this comic is realistic. This has been from the very beginning a randumb comedy and that's what it excels in.

Hmm, lemme rephrase. The shading in this, how it somewhat looks like something that would actually happen in a pokemon world, just makes the randumb comedy so much fucking better

Jesus fuck this comic is a reaction goldmine.

Damn it penis why you do this

yeah that's how you get rid of a boner

you yell at it

Top 10 anime betrayals

Men have two heads but only enough blood to run 1 at a time. He's learning that harsh lesson now.

PENIS. Y U BETRAY ME!!!!!!

This comic killed me! Never stop being great, ploxy!

Megatronus said:
Almost every face can be a meme.

this goes for like the whole damn comic too

TRAITOR!!! STOP GROWING!!!

Oh you traitor.

The body can not lie, because reasons.

The penis know his true feelings

Penis defies you penis wants sex

"Listen to your balls, man." - Commander Shepard

I immediately love this comic again

Do I have permission to tag this as absurdly_funny_face ?

TRAITOR!!!!!

TR-8R!

IT GROWS!

I'm dying of laughter!

The last three panels actually killed me with laughter

WHY YOU BETRAY ME THIS WAY PENIS?!!

That moment when you day dream of a hot chick and your fucking her but you get a boner on a crowded bus and a guy is standing right in front of you

Never in my life did I ever think I'd see someone call their penis a traitor, and it's the funniest thing I've read too date.

His face is everyone who has had a boner at school and the teacher asks you to do a presentation.

So THATS where the "PENIS NO STAY DOWN" image ive been laughing at for the past two years is from!!

Oh lord i cant breathe

[ A human fucks two pokesluts at the same time ]

Gallade: "No. Boner-kun. Ya gotta go back."

How many times do I gotta laugh in the middle of beating my meat HOLY SHIT

If I could claim unironic enjoyment for anything in this comic, it is the Traitor Panel.