This is a fun comic already :D

This. More. Thank you

"She always was gayer than I was" - Sun Tzu, probably

Johnhorny said:
"She always was gayer than I was" - Sun Tzu, probably

"If fucking is to result in victory, then you must FUCK!" "Sun Tzu said that. And I'd say he knows a little more about fucking than you do pal, because he invented it!"

Billy in the fifth panel holding his hand lookin like the mexican alien meme xD

dev0 said:

"If fucking is to result in victory, then you must FUCK!" "Sun Tzu said that. And I'd say he knows a little more about fucking than you do pal, because he invented it!"

God damn it soldier XD

dev0 said:

"If fucking is to result in victory, then you must FUCK!" "Sun Tzu said that. And I'd say he knows a little more about fucking than you do pal, because he invented it!"

And then he perfected it, so that no living man could top him in the bed of honor

dev0 said:

"If fucking is to result in victory, then you must FUCK!" "Sun Tzu said that. And I'd say he knows a little more about fucking than you do pal, because he invented it!"

mcbehrer said:
And then he perfected it, so that no living man could top him in the bed of honor

"Then, he took his fuck money and used it to buy two of every animal on earth!" "Then, he herded them onto a boat, and then, he had an orgy with every single one!" I am so sorry if this is taking the joke too far.

somerandomgai124 said:
This. More. Thank you

Yes

sonfox1992 said:
"Then, he took his fuck money and used it to buy two of every animal on earth!" "Then, he herded them onto a boat, and then, he had an orgy with every single one!" I am so sorry if this is taking the joke too far.

"And that's why whenever a bunch of animals are all together in one place it's called a Tzu!"

dev0 said:
"And that's why whenever a bunch of animals are all together in one place it's called a Tzu!"

UNLESS IT'S A FARM!

dylanaildon_no_2 said:
UNLESS IT'S A FARM!

Look buddy
I'm a Fuckgineer.
That means I eat pussy

hunter2003 said:
Look buddy
I'm a Fuckgineer.
That means I eat pussy

I have no idea how to continue this from here. I’m not the best when it comes to changing things from pre-established stuff

dylanaildon_no_2 said:
I have no idea how to continue this from here. I’m not the best when it comes to changing things from pre-established stuff

Not pussy like "vagina" because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of heterosexuality.
...
I eat boy pussy

hunter2003 said:
Not pussy like "vagina" because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of heterosexuality.
...
I eat boy pussy

For instance… how am I gonna start some big mean mother Hubbard cumming in my structurally superfluous new behind?

dylanaildon_no_2 said:
For instance… how am I gonna start some big mean mother Hubbard cumming in my structurally superfluous new behind?

The answer? Eat boy ass
And if that don't work?
Eat more ass

(I was thinking something like "how am I gonna stop some big mean mommy milker from pegging me a structurally superfluous new behind")

hunter2003 said:
The answer? Eat boy ass
And if that don't work?
Eat more ass

(I was thinking something like "how am I gonna stop some big mean mommy milker from pegging me a structurally superfluous new behind")

Like this… heavy caliber tripod mounted little dildo. Designed by me… built by me… and you beat hope… pointed at your ass

dylanaildon_no_2 said:
Like this… heavy caliber tripod mounted little dildo. Designed by me… built by me… and you beat hope… pointed at your ass

What makes me a good Dildoman?
IF I WERE A BAD DILDOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' HERE, DISCUSSIN' IN WICH'YA NOW WOULD I?! (Let's do it~!)

hunter2003 said:
What makes me a good Dildoman?
IF I WERE A BAD DILDOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' HERE, DISCUSSIN' IN WICH'YA NOW WOULD I?! (Let's do it~!)

NOT ONE OF YA'S GONNA SURVIVE THIS!