DM Twenty: You entered a large chamber marked on the map as a treasure room. A quick glance around revealed nothing of value. Only piles of rubble, slippery walls, and burnt-out torches. Could your contact have deceived you?

Coke The Adventurer: We did all this walk for no treasure? This adventure sucks!

DM Twenty: Listening closely, you detect a strange, growing noise coming from the dark passages of the cave. Slurping and chomping sounds, ominous laughter and clanking of metal.

Coke The Adventurer: Oh, I don't like this...

DM Twenty: You're undoubtedly in the path of a horde of goblins returning with plundered treasure. The noise seems to be coming from every passage at once. You're surrounded! *Twenty places a massive cave model on the table* As you can see, I'm moderately excited. I've been preparing for this part of the adventure for days. I crafted this model and 20 goblin miniatures from take out boxes and other trash. Let's begin, roll initiative.

Coke The Adventurer: Wait. You said they have treasure? Then I'll seduce the horde. I bet those hornballs haven't seen a tit in ages.

DM Twenty: Well, you can try doing that, however... *Roll sound* Well, That's a critical success. Congratulations, you're seducing the horde. Give me a second, please... *Sweeps the model off the table and into the trash bin*

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