i..don't get it :(

Xenowarrior said:
i..don't get it :(

The Gryphon is a parasitic entity that uses females of other species to incubate its own young.
By seducing targets with shitty pickup lines, masculine displays, and pheromones that inhibit neural capacity (thereby reducing all dialogue to horny 13yo levels), the Gryphon enters into a mating ritual consisting of gratuitous moaning, bizarre onomatopoeia, obscene amounts of ejaculation and what experts describe as "some really fucked up shit"(mum, ur. 2015.). This results in the Gryphon spontaneously disappearing from frame immediately post-coitus, a satisfied but permanently mentally incapacitated partner, and a large number of readers wondering exactly what the actual fuck just happened.

UristMcLurker said:
The Gryphon is a parasitic entity that uses females of other species to incubate its own young.
By seducing targets with shitty pickup lines, masculine displays, and pheromones that inhibit neural capacity (thereby reducing all dialogue to horny 13yo levels), the Gryphon enters into a mating ritual consisting of gratuitous moaning, bizarre onomatopoeia, obscene amounts of ejaculation and what experts describe as "some really fucked up shit"(mum, ur. 2015.). This results in the Gryphon spontaneously disappearing from frame immediately post-coitus, a satisfied but permanently mentally incapacitated partner, and a large number of readers wondering exactly what the actual fuck just happened.

https://e621.net/post/show/718113

UristMcLurker said:
The Gryphon is a parasitic entity that uses females of other species to incubate its own young.
By seducing targets with shitty pickup lines, masculine displays, and pheromones that inhibit neural capacity (thereby reducing all dialogue to horny 13yo levels), the Gryphon enters into a mating ritual consisting of gratuitous moaning, bizarre onomatopoeia, obscene amounts of ejaculation and what experts describe as "some really fucked up shit"(mum, ur. 2015.). This results in the Gryphon spontaneously disappearing from frame immediately post-coitus, a satisfied but permanently mentally incapacitated partner, and a large number of readers wondering exactly what the actual fuck just happened.

By the time you finish reading this post, the Gryphon's already fucked you over.

UristMcLurker said:
"some really fucked up shit"(mum, ur. 2015.).

I completely lost my shit there. Good show.

UristMcLurker said:
The Gryphon is a parasitic entity that uses females of other species to incubate its own young.
By seducing targets with shitty pickup lines, masculine displays, and pheromones that inhibit neural capacity (thereby reducing all dialogue to horny 13yo levels), the Gryphon enters into a mating ritual consisting of gratuitous moaning, bizarre onomatopoeia, obscene amounts of ejaculation and what experts describe as "some really fucked up shit"(mum, ur. 2015.). This results in the Gryphon spontaneously disappearing from frame immediately post-coitus, a satisfied but permanently mentally incapacitated partner, and a large number of readers wondering exactly what the actual fuck just happened.

"permanently mentally incapacitated partner"
That whole rant had my laughing uncontrollably like

L0ne_Wolf said:
https://e621.net/post/show/718113

me 2

renevade said:
"permanently mentally incapacitated partner"
That whole rant had my laughing uncontrollably like

You sir win.

UristMcLurker said:
The Gryphon is a parasitic entity that uses females of other species to incubate its own young.
By seducing targets with shitty pickup lines, masculine displays, and pheromones that inhibit neural capacity (thereby reducing all dialogue to horny 13yo levels), the Gryphon enters into a mating ritual consisting of gratuitous moaning, bizarre onomatopoeia, obscene amounts of ejaculation and what experts describe as "some really fucked up shit"(mum, ur. 2015.). This results in the Gryphon spontaneously disappearing from frame immediately post-coitus, a satisfied but permanently mentally incapacitated partner, and a large number of readers wondering exactly what the actual fuck just happened.

L0ne_Wolf said:
https://e621.net/post/show/718113

what lone wolf said.

UristMcLurker said:
The Gryphon is a parasitic entity that uses females of other species to incubate its own young.
By seducing targets with shitty pickup lines, masculine displays, and pheromones that inhibit neural capacity (thereby reducing all dialogue to horny 13yo levels), the Gryphon enters into a mating ritual consisting of gratuitous moaning, bizarre onomatopoeia, obscene amounts of ejaculation and what experts describe as "some really fucked up shit"(mum, ur. 2015.). This results in the Gryphon spontaneously disappearing from frame immediately post-coitus, a satisfied but permanently mentally incapacitated partner, and a large number of readers wondering exactly what the actual fuck just happened.

Literal legend, please do more.