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Daneasaur
MemberI sure could use some help with the text.
Also, this explains why a battleship female would have a "Port" with a size perfect for a human companion, as well as the "Probes" with ladies.
XavierThePolarBear
Memberairplane sex is now a thing on e621. has science gone too far?
CrankyCat
MemberI always wondered what was inside the cockpits of these...
Khanco
MemberWhether you like, hate or are simply confused by Ratbat's very specific tastes in porn, you've got to admit that this is dedication
Juicy Saluki
MemberNo. Science has gone to CrAzY!
GameManiac
BlockedNow that I'm in your cockpit, do you mind if I eject?
Sniper53
MemberJust when I though ive seen it all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alekpo
Blockedi love this is so well done! thats why this fetish is now a thing :-)
tuxbadger
Membernot far enough.
Entrinity
MemberSo that's why the windows are always dark, because it would be a disgusting sight to see.
Centaur71
MemberThis looks like something from an Outer Limits episode!
secondCountable
MemberThis says "as many as three probes or ports". I've always wondered if a single machine can have both or if they're mutually exclusive.
Thornbrier
MemberI'm personally not into this fetish, but I do love these info pages.
junkmailhoffers
MemberFrom a genetics standpoint, only one type. If someone alters the coding for those parts and make the resulting Dire infertile in all respects, then both.
FriskyShiba
Memberhttps://youtu.be/XJvOxFhVNbQ
Atb
MemberI also feel like the dire machine porn is a combination of cool werid hot and creepy
VibrantLordiction
MemberThis has gone far, far beyond the realm of porn or fetish material; this is just completely fucking cool. I understand why many people would be weirded out by the whole 'aeromorph' subject, but even if this is completely not your thing at all, you have to at least acknowledge how cool and interesting this shit is.
Like, logic and (fantasy) science for how and why aeromorphs exist, instead of just "hey, airplanes with dicks, because why not?" It's awesome.
Nanomachines are definitely a massive stereotype for sci-fi Phlebotinum, but it works.
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